

PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
The cookie jar was empty when mom asked little David, “Did you eat the last four cookies?” Of course, he denied eating them and expressed...


ERASING THE PAST
You have probably noticed that there is a strong desire among people today to re-write history. It was common in ancient times for the...


BLACK TAHOE & BULLFROGS
The big black Tahoe had been signaling to get into my freeway lane for a mile. Though I waved him over, he didn't make the move. Finally,...


HONEYMOON BLUNDERS!
For 45 years, I have been married to the woman of my dreams. Sue has been the best wife and friend I could have ever prayed for. She has...


EPIC FAILS
2015 was filled with many funny and often awkward gaffs. Since I have been the conductor of many fiascos, it is easy to relate to these...


RADIOACTIVE TOYS? REALLY?
The other day I read an article by Lisa Rapaport which stated: “By age two most kids can navigate touch screens.” She also quoted...


THE CENTER TREE
The other day I was at the Christmas festivities for our small town. At the center of the event was a Christmas tree. It is not uncommon...


CHRISTMAS PRIORITIES
What is your favorite food for Christmas? Are you a lover of traditional favorites like spicy eggnog, mincemeat pie, and figgy pudding?...


DANGEROUS JOB!
The other day I stopped at the gas station to fill up. That’s when I noticed that a huge fuel tanker was refilling the tanks below. My...


JOB INTERVIEW
Recently, CNBC hosted one of the Republican Presidential debates, and determined to make it like a job interview. Their first question...












